Greg
Alias: GG
Hometown:
NoVA — birthplace of gridlock and political grabass
Pastimes:
Baseball/T-ball, reading Seuss to my kids in ridiculous voices
People say he looks like:
Someone who cuts his own hair
Pet peeves:
Walking face-first into spider webs (and never being able to find a spider)
The dreaded grocery store checkbook balancer
Brushes with greatness:
He took a day off work to meet Cal Ripken Jr. (Irony?)
Favorite snacks:
Anything tossed in Buffalo wing sauce
Flintstone™ vitamins. Eat enough of ‘em and you can stop a car with your bare feet
