Mike H
Aliases: Big Mike, MacGuyver, White Mike
He originally wanted to be:
Angelina Jolie’s loofa
Pet peeve:
People who can’t drive.
Brushes with greatness:
Literally ran into Ron Jeremy at a sex shop in London
Favorite cereal and why:
Lucky Charms. It’s like crack with milk.
Favorite Snack:
Goldfish
